Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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