gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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