you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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