I must be too annoying 4 u.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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