i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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