So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Randomize
