BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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