Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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