Buhtt sex?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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