question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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