My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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