Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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