piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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