Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
