:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
dude. I can hear the air.
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