we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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