I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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