My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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