Dual....:-)
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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