don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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