How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
