Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
please don't ironically join a cult
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