Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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