1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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