I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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