I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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