i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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