she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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