You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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