ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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