You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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