u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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