I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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