Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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