I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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