lets start a swedish sibling band together
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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