So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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