its not stalking. its research.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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