You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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