Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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