I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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