Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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