we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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