Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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