summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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