But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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