I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
