Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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