guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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