Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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